aestusdomusaurea: (Umu!)
nєrσ clαudíus cαєsαr αugustus gєrmαnícus ([personal profile] aestusdomusaurea) wrote2022-11-21 12:00 am
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voicemail.

You have reached the message box of Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. It would seem that I am unavailable to grant you an audience at the moment. Perhaps I am currently working on a new magnum opus to grace the artistic world, or perhaps I am busy enjoying the hottest of baths.

Whatever the case may be, I implore you to leave a message after the tone. Umu, I will be more than pleased to bestow upon you the honor of a prompt answer from me.

[BEEP.]

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