You have reached the message box of Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. It would seem that I am unavailable to grant you an audience at the moment. Perhaps I am currently working on a new magnum opus to grace the artistic world, or perhaps I am busy enjoying the hottest of baths.
Whatever the case may be, I implore you to leave a message after the tone. Umu, I will be more than pleased to bestow upon you the honor of a prompt answer from me.
[BEEP.]